Let's talk trash!! Welcome to my virtual wastebasket where I toss all my old e-mail jokes when I'm through with them. Feel free to dig through my trash. Sorry, you won't find my personal information or credit card numbers. What you will find is the very best e-mail jokes I have received through the years. Remember that rummaging through the garbage is a nasty business, some of it may reek. But, for the best in e-mail humor, it's in the can!!! I've thrown some sound files in the trash too, so turn up your speakers, and let's have some fun!

Last Updated May 1, 2008




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