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   It was opening night at the Orpheum and The Amazing Claude
was topping the
    bill.  People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist 
do
his
 stuff.  As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most
 stage
 hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be
 put into
 a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of this
 audience.
 "The
 excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
 antique
 pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on
 this
 antique watch.  It's a very special watch.  It's been in
 my family
 for six
 generations."  He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
 while
 quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the 
 watch
 ..."
 
 The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
 light
 gleaming off its polished surface.  Hundreds of pairs of eyes
 followed the
 swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's
 fingers and
 fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
 
 "Shit!" said the hypnotist.
 
 It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
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