A plane is on its way to New York when a blonde in coach gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The stewardess watches her do this and asks to see her
ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for coach
and
that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde
replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and
I'm
staying right here!" The stewardess goes into the
cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some
blonde
bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in coach and
won't
move back to her seat.
The copilot
goes
back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she
only
paid for coach she will have to leave first class and return
to
her seat in coach.
The blonde replies, "I'm
blonde,
I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm staying right
here!"
The copilot tells the pilot that he
probably
should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
blonde
woman that won't listen to reason. The
pilot says 'That's too much trouble. I'll handle this. I'm
married to a blonde. I have learned to speak blonde!"
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear and for a
few seconds, where upon she gets up and moves back to her seat
in the coach section. The stewardess and copilot
are
amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without
any
fuss.
The pilot's reply:
"I told her first class wasn't going to
New York."
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