| The Rooster
      
    
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster
 for
 his
 chicken
 
 coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and
 says,
 "OK
 old
 fart,
 time for you to retire."
 The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle
 ALL
 of
 these
 chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me
 have
 the
 two
 old hens over in the corner?"
 
 The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am
 taking
 over."
 
 The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will
 race
 you
 around
 the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over
 the
 entire
 chicken coop."
 
 The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance
 old
 man,
 so just to be fair I will give you a head start.
 
 The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later
 the
 young
 rooster
 
 takes off running after him. They round the front porch of
 the
 farmhouse
 and
 the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5
 feet
 behind
 the
 
 old rooster and gaining
 fast.
 
 The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the
 front
 porch
 when
 
 he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and
 BOOM!
 He
 blows
 
 the young rooster to bits.
 The farmer sadly shakes his head
 and
 says,
 
 "Dammit... third gay rooster I
 bought this month."
 
 
 Moral of this story... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age
 and
 treachery
 will always overcome youth and speed!
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