| The O.J. Trial as Told by Dr. Seuss
 I did not kill my lovely wife.I did not slash her with a knife.
 I did not bonk her on the head.
 I did not know that she was dead.
 I stayed at home that fateful night.
 I took a cab, then took a flight.
 The bag I had was just for me.
 My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.
 When I came home I had a gash.
 My hand was cut from broken glass.
 I cut my hand on broken glass.
 A broken glass did cause that gash.
 I have nothing, nothing to hide.
 My friend, he took me for a ride.
 Did you take this person's life?
 Did you do it with a knife?
 I did not do it with a knife.
 I did not, could not kill my wife.
 I did not do this awful crime.
 I could not, would not anytime.
 Did you hit her from above?
 Did you drop this bloody glove?
 I did not hit her from above.
 I cannot even wear that glove.
 I did not do it with a knife.
 I did not, could not kill my wife.
 I did not do this awful crime.
 I could not, would not anytime.
 And now I'm free, I can return
 To my house for which I yearn.
 And to my family whom I love.
 Hey, now I'm free -- Give back my glove!
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