72 Virgins For Osama
After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave,
Osama made his way
the pearly gates.
There, he was greeted by George Washington.
you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind
"You wanted to end the
so they gave you death!"
Henry punched Osama in the nose.
James Madison came next and said,
"This is why I allowed the
government to provide for the common defense!"
He took a sledge
whacked Osama's knees.
Osama was subject to similar beatings from John Randolph,
Monroe and 67 other people who had the same love for liberty and
As he writhed on the ground,
Thomas Jefferson hurled him back
gate where he was to be judged.
As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination,
"This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replied,
"I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
What did you think I said?"