72 Virgins For Osama
After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way
to
the pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George Washington. "How
dare
you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington,
slapping
Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind "You wanted to end the
American's
liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.
James Madison came next and said, "This is why I allowed the
government to provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge
hammer
and
whacked Osama's knees.
Osama was subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James
Monroe and 67 other people who had the same love for liberty and
America.
As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back
toward
the
gate where he was to be judged.
As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he
screamed "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you. What did you think I said?"
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