Hung Chow calls in to work and says,
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, tooth ache, and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says,
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon.
You got nice house."