A man walks up to a woman in his office each day,
stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of
air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer!
The woman goes into her supervisor's office, tells
him what the coworker does, and that she wants
to file a sexual harassment suit against the man.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and asks,
What's sexually threatening about a coworker
telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies,
"He's a midget."