"Hi honey, this is Daddy"... Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
"Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right
"Uh, Okay, then.....here's what I want you to do. Put down the
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle
that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out
front window and now is dead."
"Oh no...and what about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared
jumped out the back window into the swimming pool....but he must
forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he
bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
**** long pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? Is this 555-7039?"