Revenge with numbers ...
A man has six children and is very proud of
achievement. He is so proud of himself that
calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of
One night they go to a party.
decides that it's time to go home, and wants
out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home
mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of
"Anytime you're ready, father