Revenge with numbers ...
A man has six children and is very proud of
his
achievement. He is so proud of himself that
he starts
calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of
her
objections.
One night they go to a party.
The man
decides that it's time to go home, and wants
to find
out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts
at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home
my little
mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of
discretion
shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, father
of four!"
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