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Second opinion ...

A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. He gets up in a rage and says, "And you are not good in bed either" and storms out of the house.

A couple of hours later he decides to make amends and in between patient appointments he calls her. After many rings, she answers the phone. Irritated for having to wait, the husband says, "So why'd it take you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"What are you doing in bed this late in the day?" he demands.

She responds sweetly,

"Getting a second opinion."