Three men were traveling in Europe and happened to meet at a bar
in
London.
One man was from England, one from France and one from Canada.
They got
acquainted and started talking about their problems with their
wives.
The guy from England began by saying: "I told my wife in no
uncertain
terms
that from now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well the
first day
after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But
on the
third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a
wonderful
dinner
was prepared with wine and even dessert."
Then the man from France spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told
her, that
from now on she would have to do her own shopping, and also do the
cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw
nothing. But
on
the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and
in the
pantry the shelves were filled with groceries.
The fellow from Canada was married to an enlightened woman from
Saskatchewan. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his
chest
and
said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on
she
would
have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning. Well the first
day I
saw nothing The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day,
I
could
see
a little bit out of my left eye.
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