Vaseline Has Many Uses
This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he
finally saved enough money, so he goes down to the dealer. After he
the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that
keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust.
The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of
and put it on the chrome before it rains and everything will be
happily pays for the bike and leaves.
After a couple of months he meets a lady and she asks him to take
meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is
appointed time he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her
Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition
whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the
person to speak and get stuck doing the dishes.
After a long 15
young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses
in front of her family. No one says a word.
Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front
everyone. No one says a word.
Now he is getting desperate, so he
mother and throws her on the table. They have even wilder sex. No
By now he is thinking of what to do next when he hears thunder in
distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley,
reaches into his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.
And the father shouts,
'Okay damn it, I'll do the dishes.'