Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad. The
morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best
friends, Goober and Gomer, were called for.
Goober went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Goober
looked and said, Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Goober looked and said,
"Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange as he was
pretty sure of the body's identity. Gomer was then brought in
to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup,
he's burnt real bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him
over and Gomer looked down and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, everybody knew about it, too. Every time we went to
town with him, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two