The priest in a small Irish village was very
fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish
manse.
He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.One
Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and as that was the time he
suspected cock fights occurred in the village he decided to do something
about it at
church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation "Has anybody
got a cock?"- all the men stood up.
"No, No." he said "That wasn't what I meant.Has
anybody seen a cock?"- All the women stood up.
"No, No." he said "That wasn't what I meant.Has
anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them."
Half the women stood up.
"Mother of God, no. no" he said. "That wasn't
what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"
All the nuns stood up.
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