Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since
has to go to work the next day, she tells him, 'I'll leave the key under
mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter and I'll mail
check. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Doberman, he won't bother
but, whatever you do, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, talk to my
When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he
discovers the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he has ever seen.
just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the
repairman go about his business.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts
whole time, with incessant yelling, cursing, and name calling.
Finally, the repairman just couldn't contain himself any longer and
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly, son of a bitch bird!"
To which the parrot
"Get him Spike!"