A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a
mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling
around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they
saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and
then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't
never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat
old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch
it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the
Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous
24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off
the young woman, said quietly to his Son,
"Boy, go git yo Momma.... "