A cardiologist marries a gynaecologist and were
blessed with twin girls.
Guess what they name them - Angina and Vagina.
Two sperms are swimming really hard and one
"Are we almost at the
"Nah!" says the other, "we just passed
A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a
bank. The teller says,
"Sorry, madam, the note is fake".
exclaimed the prostitute, "I
have been raped".
A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing
this she got out off
hospital bed and slapped her husband and
"I told you not to go
Man went to the chemist to buy one fourth
Chemist said that it
would be useless.
Man said, "I am 70, sex is out
of question, I just want
to stop peeing on my shoes".
Secretary said publicly that you have a small
penis, would you comment on
"The truth is that she has a big mouth".
A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart
after making love.
said, "Aww, so sorry... exkooz me pleazo, Front
hole so happy back hole
laugh out loud".
What is common between a swimming pool and a
- for both we pay high
maintenance for the little time we spend in
Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes
you need is a good
to fix it.
Sex is like a card game.
If you don't have a
partner, you better have
a good hand.
Why does the penis hate himself?
He has a bald
head with no brains, one
blind eye, lives amoung nuts, an asshole is his
neighbour and he is in
What is the useless piece of flesh attached to
- The Man.
Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best
had never seen a
Most women prefer sex with the lights out:
can't bear to see a man
Men like sex with the lights
so they can get the
women's names right.
Why is breast milk good for health?
great for blood
circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and
comes in attractive
What did Bill Gate's wife say when she saw him
naked for the first time?
"Oh shit! Now I know why you call it Microsoft".
Dracula asked God,
"May I be reincarnated as a
white angel with wings and
still suck blood?"
God said, "Okay, I will turn
you into a sanitary pad".
Why was two-piece bikini invented?
meat section from the dairy
Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe
starts playing tabla on his
Man: What are you doing?
Man turns over and says,
"Can you play flute?"