A cardiologist marries a gynaecologist and were
blessed with twin girls.
Guess what they name them - Angina and Vagina.
*****
Two sperms are swimming really hard and one
asks,
"Are we almost at the
uterus?." "Nah!" says the other, "we just passed
the tonsil".
****
A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a
bank. The teller says,
"Sorry, madam, the note is fake". "Oh no!"
exclaimed the prostitute, "I
have been raped".
****
A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing
this she got out off
hospital bed and slapped her husband and
shouted,
"I told you not to go
doggy style".
*****
Man went to the chemist to buy one fourth
Viagra.
Chemist said that it
would be useless. Man said, "I am 70, sex is out
of question, I just want
to stop peeing on my shoes".
*****
Secretary said publicly that you have a small
penis, would you comment on
this? "The truth is that she has a big mouth".
*****
A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart
after making love. She
said, "Aww, so sorry... exkooz me pleazo, Front
hole so happy back hole
laugh out loud".
*****
What is common between a swimming pool and a
wife
- for both we pay high
maintenance for the little time we spend in
them.
****
Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes
all
you need is a good
screw
to fix it.
****
Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a
good
partner, you better have
a good hand.
*****
Why does the penis hate himself? He has a bald
head with no brains, one
blind eye, lives amoung nuts, an asshole is his
neighbour and he is in
love
with pussy.
********
What is the useless piece of flesh attached to
the
penis called - The Man.
******
Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best
friend" had never seen a
pussy
before.
*******
Most women prefer sex with the lights out: they
can't bear to see a man
enjoying himself. Men like sex with the lights
on,
so they can get the
women's names right.
********
Why is breast milk good for health? Because it
is
great for blood
circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and
comes in attractive
containers.
******
What did Bill Gate's wife say when she saw him
naked for the first time?
"Oh shit! Now I know why you call it Microsoft".
*******
Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a
white angel with wings and
still suck blood?" God said, "Okay, I will turn
you into a sanitary pad".
********
Why was two-piece bikini invented? To separate
meat section from the dairy
section.
********
Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe
starts playing tabla on his
butts. Man: What are you doing? Girl: Playing
tabla. Man turns over and says, "Can you play flute?"
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