Money Talks
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the
woman at the teller window, "I want to open a damn
checking account."
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is
not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the
bank manager to inform him of her situation. The
manager agrees that the teller does not have to
listen to that foul language. They both return to
the window and the manager asks the old geezer.
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won
50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to
open a damn checking account in this damn bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving
you a hard time?"
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