A young man visited his sister who was married to a farmer
in a poor district of the country. Since there were limited
accommodations, he was required to sleep with his young
When the young man came into the bedroom, he saw the
little boy kneeling at the side of the bed with his head
Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he
decided to present a good example and kneeled at the
other side of the bed with his head bowed.
The child looked up and said, "Whatcha doin'?"
"Why, the same thing you're doing", replied the uncle.
"Ma's gonna be real mad", said the boy. "The pot's on