Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play
with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and
go to Sunday school.
So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there.
"We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us.
you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked their
heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go out and
When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion do
you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water on
We're not Bablist because they dunk all of you in it. We're not Methdiss
because they just sprinkle you."
The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
"Yes. What do you think that means?"
"That means we're Pisscopalians."