This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
says,"Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
said, "Are you sick?"
"No" he said, "I'm going to get me some of those
new Viagra pills."
So his wife gets out of her rocker and puts on her
He said," Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the
He said, "why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that
rusty old thing,
I'm going to get a tetanus shot."