Even Racoons Know Where To Find The Best In E-mail Humor

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for the past 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it.

He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he is in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy is a escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison and hasn't seen or been with a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds:
"I'm glad you think that way. You're right, he has not seen or been with a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He whispered to me that he found you very sexy, and wanted to know if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong honey.
I love you too..."