Even Racoons Know Where To Find The Best In E-mail Humor

If you think life is bad.....

How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.

You only get eaten once.

It takes four minutes to get hard.

Only two minutes to get soft.

You share your box with 11 other guys

But worst of all
the only chick that ever
sat on your face
was your mother!!!

So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!

Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day!!!!!