If you think life is bad.....
How would you like to be an
egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get
hard.
Only two minutes to get
soft.
You share your box with
11 other guys
But worst of
all
the only chick that ever
sat on your face
was your mother!!!
So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
Pass it around to someone who you feel can use
a good lay, I mean day!!!!!
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