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Drunk Confession

A drunk staggers into a church and sits down in a confessional and says nothing.

The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

The drunk replies:
"No use knockin' mate,
there's no paper in this one either."