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Blonde Condom Purchase

A blonde goes to the drugstore to pick up a box of condoms for her and her boyfriend.

The clerk rings them up, and asks for $1.06.

The blonde says,
"I thought they were only a dollar."

The clerk says that the 6 cents is for the tax.

The blonde gets all wide eyed and says,
"Oh, is that how you keep em on?!"