Blonde Deodorant Purchase
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't
sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying
the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist,
"we don't have any."
"But I always get it here,"
says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
the pharmacist inquired.
"YES!", said the blonde,
"I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
from the container,
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."