A gas station in "redneck country" was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying
"Free Sex with
Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked
for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would
get his Free sex.
The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, but you
were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time, but
maybe next time."
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his
buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he
asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story,
and asked him to guess the correct number.
The man guessed (2)
this time and the proprietor said,
"Sorry, it was (3). You were
close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the driver said to
"I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give
away free sex."
The buddy replied,
"No, it's not rigged --
wife won twice last week!"