Can't Find It!!!
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact,
that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he
desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So Billy raised his hand
politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said
yes, but asked Billy to be quick.
Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and
"I can't find it",
The teacher sat Billy
down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked
him if he will be able to find it now. Billy looked at the diagram,
said "yes" and goes on his way.
Well, five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to
"I can't find it".
Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the
school for a while, to help him find the bathroom.
So Tommy and Billy
go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at
The teacher asks Tommy
"Well, did you find it?"
quick with his reply:
"Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards".