Damned Republican!
A little old lady called 911.
When the operator
answered she yelled, "Help, send the police to my
house
right away! There's a damn Republican on my front
porch
and he's playing with himself."
"What?" the operator exclaimed!
"I said there is a damn Republican on my front porch
playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know
him
and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little
old
lady repeated.
"Well, now, how do you know he's a Republican???"
"Because, you damn fool, if he were a Democrat, he'd
be
screwing somebody!"
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