A little old lady called 911.
When the operator
answered she yelled,
"Help, send the police to my
right away! There's a damn Republican on my front
and he's playing with himself."
"What?" the operator exclaimed!
"I said there is a damn Republican on my front porch
playing with himself and he's weird;
I don't know
and I'm afraid! Please send the police!"
"Well, now, how do you know he's a Republican???"
"Because, you damn fool, if he were a Democrat,