A Good Fit!
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He
orders a drink and
while
he's
drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats
them. Then some
sliced limes and eats them. Then jumps onto the
pool table, grabs one of
the
billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to
everyone's
amazement,
somehow
swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see
what your monkey just
did?"
The guy says "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue
ball off my pool
table-whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
"He eats
everything
in
sight, the little creep. Sorry. I'll pay for the
cue ball and
stuff."
He
finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the
stuff the monkey
ate,
then
leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has
his monkey with him.
He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running
around the bar again.
While
the
man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a
maraschino cherry on
the
bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out,
and eats it.
The
bartender
is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"No, what?" replies the guy.
"Well, he stuck a
maraschino cherry up
his
butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the
bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the
guy. "
He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed
that cue ball, he
measures
everything first..."
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