The Orange Weenie
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've
got to help me. My
penis is orange."
The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to
drop his pants so
he can check.
Damned if the guy's penis
isn't orange.
Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange.
Sometimes things like
this are caused by a lot of stress in a
person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress,
the doc asks the
guy, "How are things going at
work?"
The guy responds that he was fired about six
weeks ago.
The
doctor tells him that this must be the cause
of the stress.
The guy responds, "No. The boss was a real
asshole, I had to
work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I
had no say in
anything that was happening. I found a new job
a couple of weeks
ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting
paid double what I
got on the old job and the boss is a really
great guy."
So the doc figures this isn't the
reason.
He asks the guy, "How's your home
life?"
The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about
eight months ago."
The doc figures that this has got to be the
reason for all of
the guys stress.
But the guy says, "No. For years, all I
listened to was nag,
nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that
old bitch!"
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a
little longer.
He
inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a
social life?"
The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights
I just sit at
home, watch some porno flicks and munch
on Cheetos!"
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