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Nude Sunbathing

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach.

He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered
himself with the newspaper he was reading.

The girl came up to him and asked,
"What do you have
under the newspaper?"

Thinking quickly, the guy replied,
"A bird."
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous

The police asked him what happened.

The guy
"I don't know. I was lying on the beach,this
little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off,
and the next thing I know is I'm here."

The police went to the beach, found the girl, and
asked her,
"What did
you do to that naked fellow?"

After a pause, the girl replied,
"To him? Nothing.
I was playing with his bird and it spit on me,
so I
broke its neck,
cracked its eggs,
and set its
nest on fire!"

Moral of the story .........................
Never lie to girls.