Redneck Pee Pee
There were three boys all in third grade: a short boy, a tall boy and a
They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the short boy
got an idea.
"I know," he said,
"we can play, 'Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee'".
"How do you play that?"
asked the redneck.
"It's easy'' said the tall boy,
"we can play it next recess."
So when recess time came, the three boys went outside.
"Alright," said the short boy,
The short boy explained that all you have to do is pull down your pants
and whoever has the biggest pee pee wins 5 dollars from the others.
And so the short boy pulled down his pants and the other two boys were
Then the tall boy pulled down his pants.
His pee pee was about the same size as the short boy's.
As the redneck boy pulled his pants down,
the other two boys stared in
"You win for sure,"
they both said.
Later that day the redneck boy went home and his mother asked,
"So did you make any new friends today?"
"Yup. I played this game called 'Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee'
and the other boys said I won because I'm a redneck."
His mother laughed and replied,
you won because you're 23 years old!!!"