Strong Man
Topic: Ignorance / Stupidity
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could
outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of
the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a
week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding
that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then,
nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."

Daffynitions
Topic: Ignorance / Stupidity
ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up and dye.


CANNIBAL:

Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat before they are born

and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE:

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.


INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN:

Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.


TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


YAWN:

An honest opinion openly expressed.


WRINKLES:

Something other people have. . We have character lines.

The Brother
Topic: Ignorance / Stupidity
An expectant single mother is in a coma for nearly six months,
she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies,
"Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine
and your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself,
'Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!'

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,
"Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother says,
"Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess
I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise."

Then she asks the doctor,
"What's the boy's name?"

The doctor answered,
"That would be, Denephew."