Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot
of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills
every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign."
I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support.
"Now look at mine."
Carlos looks at Jose's sign.
I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

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But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her,

"Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work!"

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