Baby Boomers
Topic: Osama bin Laden
Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now."

The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."

Mom says, "He's a martyr now."

"Oh, so sad, my dear."

Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kali. He would be
21."

"Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."

Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too."

"Oh gracious me" says the second mother.

"And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," Mom whispers

"Yes" says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."

"He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos and says:

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Submitted By Robert R. Roberts

Message From Osama
Topic: Osama bin Laden
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive",
Osama himself decided to send John Kerry a letter in his own handwriting
to let him know he was still in the game.

Kerry opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
"370HSSV-0773H."

Kerry was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to John Edwards.
Edwards and his advisors had no clue either, so they sent it to the
Democratic
National Committee.

No one could solve it so it went to the National Education Association
and
then to MIT. They sent it to Michael Dukakis who then sent it to Teddy
Kennedy.
Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help. They cabled John Kerry back
:

"Tell the Presidental Hopeful he is looking at the message upside down."

Below is what the message says,




"HELLO-ASSHOLE."

The Terrorist Mindset
Mood:  irritated
Topic: Osama bin Laden
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit
suicide.

Let's see now:

No Jesus, No Walmart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.

No Home Depot.

No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even
frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from
the guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the
smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey,
but
your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, "IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE" ??

The Birth Of Osama bin Laden
Topic: Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden As A Baby
Topic: Osama bin Laden

In A Perfect World
Topic: Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden's Preffered Reading Material
Topic: Osama bin Laden

Topic: Osama bin Laden

Osama Without Turban
Topic: Osama bin Laden