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Garbage Humor Jokelog
Friday, July 9, 2004
Preview Of The Next Episode Of "The Simple Life 2"
Topic: Paris Hilton
The lovely Paris Hilton decides to try horseback riding, once again. She mounts the horse and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops at a steady & rhythmic pace, but Paris begins to
slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot seem to get
a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but
she slides down
the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
ignorant of its
slipping rider.


Finally, giving up on her frail grip, Ms. Hilton attempts to leap from
the horse & throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes
entangled in the stirrup,
and she is now at the mercy of the horses hooves as her head is struck
against the
ground over and over. As her head is being battered against the
ground, she is a mere moments
away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Wayne the WalMart
greeter,
sees her plight and unplugs the horse.

trashed by the garbage humor man at 11:32 PM EDT
Updated: Friday, July 9, 2004 11:42 PM EDT
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