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Monday, July 11, 2005
French Terror Alert (Code Yellow ???)
Topic: Regional
AP and UPI reported today that in the light of the recent terror attacks in
London, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised
its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide."

There are only two higher levels in France , which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate."

The raise was hindered by the recent fire which destroyed France's
white flag factory, effectively disabling its military.

Submitted By Paul Bleich


trashed by the garbage humor man at 8:15 PM EDT
Updated: Monday, July 11, 2005 8:22 PM EDT
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