Ghostbuster
Mood:  don't ask
Topic: Holidays
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of

tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely
upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided

the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled

his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to

remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up
the bed
sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on

him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently

trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the

soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at

the sheets,

a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who

had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the

heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the

shit out of a ghost"

Happy Halloween !