New Lexus Radio
Topic: Politics
The a/c has not worked very well in my old
car for quite some time. So, I just got a new Lexus RX400h,
and returned to the dealer the next day, to complain that I
couldn't figure out how the radio worked.


The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

Watch this he said ... Nelson! The radio replied, Ricky or Willie?

Willie! he continued....and On The Road Again came from the

speakers


I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, Beethoven! I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I
said, Beatles! I'd get one of their awesome songs.


A few days later, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed
my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. A##HOLES!
I yelled.....


The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore
on drums and Bill Clinton on sax....................

Submitted By Sheryl Barras