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Garbage Humor Jokelog
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Resentment
Topic: Lawyers
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped across the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, "Asshole attorneys".
The man next to him recoiled in outrage saying "I want you to know I highly resent that remark".

"Why, are you an attorney?"

"No, I'm an asshole."
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Joke As Told By Jack Harris This Past Friday Morning On AM Tampa Bay, Broadcast On 970 WFLA AM In Tampa, Florida. He did leave out the Asshole part!


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