Topic: Lawyers
A wino was sitting at a bar, quietly sobbing into his beer. A lawyer came up and asked, "What's the problem, pal?"
The wino said, "I just found out that sperm banks pay $20 for a donation."
"So," said the lawyer, "why are you crying?"
"I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!" the wino wailed.
trashed by the garbage humor man
at 12:13 AM EDT
