An American Tourist In London
Topic: Regional
An American Tourist visiting London was making his way down a street,
hitting every pub along the way.
And there were pubs aplenty down this particular thoroughfare.

Obliterated from all the pints of Ale he had consumed,
the Tourist reaches the end of this street,
and begins to make his way down another,
when He suddenly felt the uncontrolable urge to urinate,
for he could hardly contain himself.

But, the Tourist could not find a bathroom anywhere on this street.
There was nothing but huge, stately homes all along this street.

So the Tourist just pulls it out and proceeds to urinate on the sidewalk.

A policeman walks up and taps the Tourist on the back,
and asks him just what he thinks he's doing.

The Tourist tells the policeman that he had to relieve himself,
but he could not find a single bathroom on this street.

The policeman tells the tourist to come with him.
He takes the Tourist through an elaborate gate,
into a beautiful, lush and very well maintained garden.

"Pee here all you want," the policeman says.

"Is this the wonderful British hospitality I'm always hearing about?"
asks the Tourist.

"No," replies the policeman,
"THIS is the French Embassy!"

Submitted By Steve Looker