Topic: Walmart
A very unattractive, nasty, mean acting woman walks into Walmart with her two kids.
The Walmart Greeter asks very sweetly, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman growls, "Hell, no, this here girl, she's 9, and the young 'un, she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replied the greeter, "I just can't believe you got laid twice!"
Submitted By Phyllis Lamb
trashed by the garbage humor man
at 8:34 PM EDT
