Topic: Rednecks
BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A ALABAMA CLOTHING FACTORY AND BOTH
WERE LAID OFF SO THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID "PANTY STITCHER..... I SEW ELASTIC
INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES".... THE CLERK LOOKED UP "PANTY STITCHER" AND PUT
DOWN IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK
UNEMPLOYMENT PAY.
SHE ASKED RUFUS HIS OCCUPATION AND HE SAID, "DIESEL FITTER", WHICH WAS
LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB.... SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK....
WHEN BILLY BOB FOUND OUT HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE OFFICE TO
FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY......THE CLERK EXPLAINED,
PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABOR"
"WHAT SKILL?" YELLED BILLY BOB. "I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES AND RUFUS
PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS, "DIESEL FITTER"....!!!!
Submitted By Phyllis Lamb
