Topic: Golf Jokes
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his
round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie the second. On the third
hole he had just scored his first ever hole in one when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the
doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as
possible.
As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best
ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before
heading to the hospital. He ended up finishing all eighteen. He finished his
round shooting a personal best 61 shattering the club record by five strokes
and beating his previous best game by more than 10.
He was jubilant, then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to
the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's
condition. He doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished
your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself!
While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country
club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went
ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!
For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll
be her care giver!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor started to snicker and said, "Just kidding! She died more than
two hours ago. What'd you shoot?"
