Topic: Misunderstandings
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to say:
"Red.........................cherry,"
"Yellow.....................lemon,"
"Green......................lime,"
"Orange.....................orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
Submitted By Phyllis Lamb
trashed by the garbage humor man
at 11:05 PM EDT
