Topic: Regional
There was this cowboy from Texas who decided to do a little traveling. When he got as far north as Kansas City, he was feeling pretty horny, so he decided to stay a while.
That evening, he hailed a cab and asked the cabbie about houses of ill repute, so the cabbie took him to one that he knew well.
After choosing a suitable-looking gal, they went upstairs. On the way, the girl commented on how tall the man was. The cowboy said everything from Texas was big. After getting undressed and the girl had taken a good look, she said, "I can see what you mean about everything from Texas being big."
"Yes ma'am," said the cowboy. "I mean everything."
After they had finished their business and were getting dressed, the cowboy asked, "By the way, ma'am, what part of Texas are you from?"
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