Mood:
happyTopic: Naughty
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful wives; however, they became over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. They were incredibly drunk while walking home and decided they needed to pee. As they passed by the cemetery, they walked on in.
Having no toilet paper, one girl took off her panties and used them. Her friend, however, was wearing her Victoria Secret panties and did not want to leave them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it. She proceeded to wipe with that, and then they both walked home.
The next day one of the women's husbands, concerned that his normally-sweet wife was still in bed hung over, phoned the other husband. He stated matter-of-factly, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"
The other husband answered, "Hmmmm, I know, .....mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!' "
Submitted By Melinda Thackrah
